you know when you have played to much battlefield when
* You injure or cut yourself and think of shouting “MEDIC!”
* You stay clear of open spaces in fear of snipers
* Every small box reminds you of ammo or health packs
* Instead of opening doors, you want to cut them open with your knife
* You want to blow a hole in the wall instead of using the entrance
* If you’re outside, you try and spot every object, even birds in the sky
* You try and arm your fridge
* You’re waiting in front of your house for your car to respawn
* You see green and orange indicators above people in your life
* Every time you’re outside, you’re scanning the sky of enemy choppers
* When a suspicious vehicle drives by and you yell “Enemy vehicle spotted!”
* You’re trying to disarm your microwave before the timer runs out
* If things aren’t going great in your life, you expect a “patch” to fix it
* You can’t lie down because there’s no prone in the game
* You never stand still out side of your car, instead you strafe around it to avoid enemy fire
* You constantly check towers and hilltops for snipers
* If you enter an empty room, you try and disconnect from the server
* You don’t care if people die, because they can just respawn
* If good things happen to people around you out of the blue, you accuse them of cheating and using hacks
* You’re thinking of leaving your friends and join another squad on a daily basis
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